Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Missing Link...

Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger in "The Running Man" I do requests. This little item came out after I had done the links post this morning but it is SOOO worthy that I must add a bonus link just to address it. Kudos to fellow blogger in crime Greg "Snake" Maki for the heads up (and for leaving a comment).

Your #4 story in the Baltimore Sun's sports section is....
Bedard scratched from start due to sore butt

Now as my compadre Mr. Maki asserted, the jokes pretty much write themselves but allow me, a rank amateur, to give it a shot...

"Gee, we always knew Erik was an asshole but this is ridiculous."

"Well what are you looking at Butthead?"

"Bedard accepts his promotion to Major Asshole"

"Huh-huh, huh-huh, you said butt."

"You hurt your what? How would you like an 8-year $90 million contract? Daaarrrr!"

"Hey Erik, you should get that thing insured like I did."

"Seattle Mariners pitcher Erik Bedard shows reporters where his butt is sore."

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